Philadelphia comedian Chris Cotton and the rest of the Center City Comedy crew have their own daily blog on their website, but Chris was nice enough to send me one of his most recent entries on his thoughts about this years Stanley Cup games. Chris has also written previous articles for this site and they always are well-received so it only makes sense that he writes another one for us.
As you may or may not know, every member of the winning team gets to have the Stanley Cup in their possession for a certain amount of time (I believe it’s a week, but, like Chris, I don’t give a shit enough about hockey to actually research this fact).
Please enjoy the following short, but funny, article by comedian Chris Cotton. While you’re at it, visit Center City Comedy’s website and blog.
The L.A. Kings Won the Stanley Cup. No One Cares about Hockey
By Chris Cotton
If I had the Stanley Cup for 24hrs, I would: fly to Las Vegas and go to the pawn shop from the show Pawn Stars see how much they offer me for it. I love that show./Eat cocktail shrimp out of it./Find a little person stripper have her strip while standing in the cup but she can only keep the movie falls in the cup/Last I would find the girls who made 2 girls 1 cup; have them reenact that using the stanly cup on the Las Vegas Strip, but here’s the catch I wouldn’t record the girls. I would just record everyone watching reactions. So I can get a Guinness world record for most people to be recorded reacting to 2 girls 1 cup.
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